I'm Brandi. I am completely horrible with introductions. I am currently 16 years old, female, with the mentality of a 30 year old and an immaturity at times of a 13 year old boy.

I am convinced that I was born a black man, that my parents chopped off my dooh-dah and bleached my skin when I was an infant. No, I'm only kidding.

I barely sleep and I live off of ramen noodle soup, so therefore I usually look like crap 24/7/365. I like to go to shows and I walk everywhere. I procrastinate and have no organizational skills whatsoever. Awkward pauses in conversations amuse me. I love stencilling and graffiti. I have an eclectic taste in music. My favorite colours are puke green and yellow. I have also come to discover neon paint as being an awesome invention!

That is all.